| Screen | Speaker | Japanese | English | Screenshot |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Narrator | ここはヒマラヤ・・・ 標高8848米の高地・・・ | The Himalayas Elevation 29,028ft |  |
| 2 | Jiro | ただいまー | I'm home... |  |
| 3 | Saburo | やあ、二郎兄さんじゃないか！ お疲れさま | Oh, welcome home, Jiro. It's good to see you. |  |
| 4 | Saburo | 風呂にします？ | Shall I draw you a bath? |  |
| 5 | Saburo | それとも、ごはんが先？ | Or would you rather eat first? |  |
| 6 | Jiro | ありがとう三郎・・・ | Thanks, Saburo... |  |
| 7 | Jiro | そうだなあ・・・ 風呂にするか！ | Yeah, a bath sounds good! |  |
| 8 | Jiro | すぐに用意するね・・・ | Especially since it'll be ready soon. |  |
| 9 | Jiro | それにしても、今回は ジャッジをやらなくていいから | It was nice not to have to be the judge this time... |  |
| 10 | Saburo | 楽と言えば楽だね・・・ | I'll bet that was relaxing. |  |
| 11 | Jiro | ああ・・・ 楽と言えば楽だね・・・ | It sure was. |  |
| 12 | Saburo | 一郎兄さんなんかは | Even Ichiro said he was disappointed... |  |
| 13 | Saburo | 「命のやりとりに 魂を浸す快感」が無いって | that there was no... how did he put it? |  |
| 14 | Saburo | がっかりしてたけど | "Getting lost in the thrill of life-or-death combat." |  |
| 15 | Jiro | そうだね・・・ 今回は記録係だもんね、ぼくたち | True... we're just record-keepers this time, huh? |  |
| 16 | Shiro | ただいまーっ | I'm home... |  |
| 17 | Shiro | あ、二郎兄さん・・・ | Oh, hi, Jiro. |  |
| 18 | Jiro | お帰り、四郎！ | Welcome home, Shiro! |  |
| 19 | Jiro | 今、三郎が風呂を 用意してくれているんだ | Saburo's running a bath right now. |  |
| 20 | Jiro | 一緒にどうだい？ | You want to join me? |  |
| 21 | Shiro | 本当？ うれしいな・・・ 今日はちょっと疲れちゃて・・・ | Oh? Sounds good... I'm pretty wiped out today... |  |
| 22 | Jiro | おやおや、そいつはいけないな 一体どうしたんだい？ | Oh, dear, that's no good. What's going on? |  |
| 23 | Shiro | チャムチャムさんの記録を やらされてるから | I've been stuck saving games for Cham Cham, |  |
| 24 | Shiro | も〜う、大変なんだよ！ | and it's a complete pain! |  |
| 25 | Shiro | どうでもいいことまで ぺらぺらしゃべるから | She never stops talking about anything and everything, |  |
| 26 | Shiro | どんどん長くなっちゃって 覚えるのに一苦労だよ、まったく | and I keep losing track of what I need to write down! |  |
| 27 | Jiro | そうか・・・ そいつは大変だったな | Oof, yeah... that does sound rough. |  |
| 28 | Jiro | しかし、しゃべらないのは しゃべらないで、また一苦労だぞ | Still, it's also a pain when someone just doesn't talk. |  |
| 29 | Jiro | ・・・一郎兄さんなんて 幻十郎さんだからな | Ichiro has to work with Genjuro, you know. |  |
| 30 | Shiro | 幻十郎さんかぁ・・・ | Ugh, Genjuro... |  |
| 31 | Shiro | こう言っちゃ何ですけど | I probably shouldn't say this, but... |  |
| 32 | Shiro | あのお方はあんまり 好きになれませんねぇ・・・ | I really can't stand him. |  |
| 33 | Shiro | なーんかね、目つきがね アレって言うか、ね | There's just something about the way he looks at people. |  |
| 34 | Shiro | あんのお方だけは自分から 「記録しろ」って言っといて | He's the kind who wants you to keep track of everything, |  |
| 35 | Shiro | なーんにもしゃべっちゃ くんないんだからね | but then just doesn't talk at all. |  |
| 36 | Shiro | しまいにゃ、あったまくるよ まったく！ | It's enough to drive a man mad! |  |
| 37 | Jiro | そそ！ こっちが下手に 聞こうもんなら | Exactly! You can't even ask him a question, or else... |  |
| 38 | Jiro | 「阿呆ゥが！」って怒鳴り出すし 始末に負えませんよ、あのお方は | It's all "You fool!" and angry glares. What a hassle. |  |
| 39 | Shiro | でも・・・ | Still... |  |
| 40 | Jiro | でも？ | Still? |  |
| 41 | Shiro | 一郎兄さんに言わせると 「そこが・・・良いんだ」って | Ichiro says that's what makes him good. |  |
| 42 | Jiro | 一郎兄さんって やっぱりオトナですよね | Well, he is the most mature of us. |  |
| 43 | Shiro | うん・・・オトナだ | Yes, quite mature. |  |
| 44 | Shiro | それはそれとして、覇王丸さん | That being said, there's also Haohmaru. |  |
| 45 | Shiro | あの人はあの人で たいがいですけどね・・・ | He can be quite the handful, too... |  |
| 46 | Jiro | ああ、あのお人はね・・・ | Take everything he says with a grain of salt. |  |
| 47 | Jiro | だいたい話半分で聞いとかないと 後が怖いから・・・ | It's never a good time if you don't. |  |
| 48 | Jiro | 覇王丸さんの おっしゃってるような | If the game were really full of "incredible swordsmen" |  |
| 49 | Jiro | 「もんの凄え剣豪」とか 「とてつもない魔物」ばっかじゃ | and "huge monsters" like he describes, |  |
| 50 | Jiro | どなたもこのロープレ クリアなんてできませんやね | no one would ever be able to finish it. |  |
| 51 | Shiro | くんくん・・・そう言えば 兄さん・・・ | *sniff sniff* Now that you mention it, big brother... |  |
| 52 | Jiro | そうなの・・・ | Yes...? |  |
| 53 | Shiro | TVの前のみなさんは 分からないと思いますけど | The people on the other side of the screen can't tell, |  |
| 54 | Shiro | やっぱあの人 臭いも凄いんですよ | but he really does not smell very good at all. |  |
| 55 | Shiro | んで、一緒にいると 臭いが移るんですわ | Spend any time around him, and it'll cling to you, too. |  |
| 56 | Shiro | パーティーのみんなも ちょっと距離を置いてますもんね | The other party members tend to keep their distance. |  |
| 57 | Shiro | 特にお嬢さん方と 右京さん | Especially the ladies and Ukyo. |  |
| 58 | Shiro | でも シャルロットさんだけは・・・ね | Except for Charlotte... you know.. |  |
| 59 | Jiro | そうだね・・・ ふふ・・・ | That's true... haha... |  |
| 60 | Shiro | ふふふ・・・ | Hahaha... |  |
| 61 | Saburo | シャルロットさんが どうしたんですか？ | What was that about Charlotte? |  |
| 62 | Saburo | 兄さん、お風呂の用意が できましたよ・・・ | The bath is ready, by the way... |  |
| 63 | Saburo | おお、四郎 帰っていたのかい？ | Oh, Shiro. I wasn't expecting to see you home. |  |
| 64 | Shiro | ただいま、三郎兄さん | Good to see you, Saburo. |  |
| 65 | Shiro | 三郎はナコルルさん 担当だったよな | You've been keeping up with Nakoruru, right? |  |
| 66 | Jiro | いいな、三郎兄さん | Lucky guy... |  |
| 67 | Saburo | へへへ・・・ ナコルルさんと言えばな | Hahaha... you know... |  |
| 68 | Saburo | 聞いちゃったの わ・た・し | I heard something about her... |  |
| 69 | Jiro | えっ？ 何々？ 兄さん、何？ | Huh? What? Tell us. |  |
| 70 | Saburo | あのナコルルさんがさあ・・・ あんな・・・ねぇ・・・ | Well, you see... ummm... |  |
| 71 | Shiro | あんなって、おい なんだよ・・・ | Just spit it out, would you? |  |
| 72 | Saburo | 記録の時、言うんだよな これがまた・・・ | Every time I save her game, she always asks me, |  |
| 73 | Saburo | 「あの・・・これって 秘密ですよね、他の方には・・・ | "This is private, right? No one else will see this?" |  |
| 74 | Saburo | 内緒ですよね」って | And then you should see her face. |  |
| 75 | Saburo | あの白いほっぺを 真っ赤に染めちゃって | She blushes bright red every time. |  |
| 76 | Saburo | ・・・もう！ | It's just... wow! |  |
| 77 | Jiro | 本当ですか？ ずるいや、兄さん・・・ | Seriously? Man, no fair... |  |
| 78 | Shiro | そうだよ・・・なぁ・・・ 教えてくれよ・・・ | No kidding. Come on, give us the juicy stuff. |  |
| 79 | Shiro | いえいえこればかりは・・・ 役得ってやつですから・・・ | Come on, this is a perk of the job. |  |
| 80 | Shiro | なんだ、おい・・・ もったいぶらずに教えろよ、な？ | Don't be all mysterious on us now. |  |
| 81 | Shiro | そうですよ！ | That's right! |  |
| 82 | Shiro | 他の人には言いませんから ・・・ねぇ | We won't tell anyone else... promise! |  |
| 83 | Saburo | しょうがないなぁ・・・ | All right, all right... |  |
| 84 | Saburo | んじゃ、ちょっと サワリだけ・・・ | I'll tell you just a little bit. |  |
| 85 | Saburo | ごにょごにょ・・・ | *whisper whisper* |  |
| 86 | Saburo | そんでもって・・・ | Happy now? |  |
| 87 | Jiro | ええっ！ そんな、ダイタンな！ | What?! Wow, that's bold... |  |
| 88 | Shiro | 信じられないなぁ・・・ ナコルルさんだぜ？ | I can't believe it... that was seriously Nakoruru? |  |
| 89 | Saburo | それだけじゃないんですよ、これが その上にね・・・ | And there's more, if you can believe it... |  |
| 90 | Saburo | あまつさえ・・・なのに | On top of that... and to think... |  |
| 91 | Saburo | ・・・まで・・・・して ・・・ついに！！ | ...even... and... she actually...!! |  |
| 92 | Shiro | ・・・を、・・・・ですか？ あのナコルルさんが・・？ | You mean she... Wow, I wouldn't expect that from her... |  |
| 93 | Saburo | そうそう も、ぴっくり | Yep. Imagine my surprise. |  |
| 94 | Shiro | あんな子がねぇ・・・ ・・・かぁ・・・ | So she actually... when she... |  |
| 95 | Shiro | ナコルルさんもやっぱ 一人の女っ・・・てこと | She really is a woman after all... |  |
| 96 | Shiro | なんですかねぇ・・・ | Who would have thought? |  |
| 97 | Shiro | ちょっと、ショックだなぁ・・・ | I'm kind of in shock. |  |
| 98 | Saburo | まあまあ、四郎・・・ そういうものなんだよ | It's okay, Shiro. That's just how it is. |  |
| 99 | Saburo | 四郎はナコルルさんの 隠れファンだったからなぁ | You have a crush on her, don't you? |  |
| 100 | Ichiro | こらっ！三郎！ | Hey! Saburo! |  |
| 101 | Jiro | あっ・・・ 一郎兄さん・・・ | Oh, it's Ichiro... |  |
| 102 | Shiro | 一郎兄さん、じゃない！ まったく！！ | So it is! Fancy that! |  |
| 103 | Saburo | あっ・・・一郎兄さん・・・ | I-Ichiro... |  |
| 104 | Saburo | 二郎も四郎も・・・ | Jiro and Shiro too... |  |
| 105 | Ichiro | この仕事をお引き受けしたとき | When we took on this job, I made it clear that save details |  |
| 106 | Ichiro | 記録の内容は一切黙して語らずと 言い聞かせておいたはずですよ！ | were not to be discussed or shared with anyone! |  |
| 107 | Ichiro | 特に、二郎！ あなたにはがっかりです！ | You especially, Jiro! You should know better! |  |
| 108 | Shiro | お前は兄として、弟たちを たしなめる立場にありながら・・・ | It's your right to scold us as our big brother... |  |
| 109 | Shiro | め・・・面目ありません 兄さん・・・ | I have no excuse. |  |
| 110 | Ichiro | ふう・・・まだまだ黒子としての 自覚が足りないようですね | *sigh* You guys still have a lot to learn about being a |  |
| 111 | Ichiro | ・・・困った弟たちです・・・ | proper Kuroko. You're making things harder... |  |
| 112 | Goro | ただいまーっ！ | I'm home! |  |
| 113 | Saburo | おお、五郎 ご苦労さん・・・ | Ah, Goro. Good to see you. |  |
| 114 | Saburo | 五郎は右京さん番だったな 早速消毒しないと | You're following Ukyo, right? We should disinfect you... |  |
| 115 | Goro | そうそう、あのねぇ その右京さんなんですよ・・・ | Yes, and let me tell you... |  |
| 116 | Goro | 今日聞いちゃったんですけど なんと、あの右京さんがですねぇ | I heard today that he... |  |
| 117 | Shiro | こ、こら・・・五郎 | U-um, Goro... |  |
| 118 | Shiro | 依頼人の秘密は厳守するのが | We're professionals, so it's really important |  |
| 119 | Shiro | プロフェッショナルと 言うものだぞ？ | that we keep the clients' secrets, right? |  |
| 120 | Goro | そ、そうそう・・・ | Th-that's true... |  |
| 121 | Goro | えぇ・・・でも・・・ | But... umm... |  |
| 122 | Narrator | サムライたちの活躍の陰に 黒子有り・・・ | Behind the scenes, the samurai are aided by supporters. |  |
| 123 | Narrator | 時には「サムライスピリッツ」 | Sometimes, it's good to pay attention... |  |
| 124 | Narrator | 裏の主人公に思いをはせるのも 悪くはなかろう・・・ | to the unsung heroes of Samurai Shodown. |  |
| 125 | Narrator | おしまい | The End |  |